This week we see my grandma. I enjoy visiting her, even if she has become a bit stubborn in her old age. I will not embarrass her by divulging her age, but let us only suppose she is a lady with exhaustively seasoned wisdom.
The last time I saw her I brought my portable Yamaha keyboard so I could play her some music. She enjoyed it, but unfortunately since she’s not all there, she kept interrupting me to ask me how to clean her computer. Yes, she really uses a computer. And maybe she was interrupting me because I’m simply that weak at performing with the keyboard.
I always discover something enigmatic at her home when I visit. Last time, I found many guides on penny stocks on her cocktail table. My granny learning about buying penny stocks? That is bizarre. I wonder what I’ll encounter on her cocktail table this year.
This year will make for an active visit. I must install her new door knobs and air conditioner filters then repair her garden cart. I additionally must bring her old pots and pans to charity as she recently purchased a fresh set of pots and pans to supplant them. As a reward, she claims to also have bought the best ice cream maker and the greatest of all the electic coffee makers. I appreciate it, but I also have to laugh softly as she always claims to have or utilize only the very best of this or that.
If everything proceeds well, she will use both to dish me some delicious coffee in the morning and ice cream in the evening. This sounds like more than reward enough for my assistance. I am happy to assist her for nothing, but a little rich coffee and creamy ice cream does not bother me.